These writings aren’t about you..

It reaches to my attention that a girl I know who has issues with me.. not the other way around.. perceives the post I wrote are about her.. mind you I say some pretty terrible things. I however believe it’s pretty apparent that they are about a skank I’m dealing with and a breakup I’m undergoing. So.. since I know you’re looking over this girl.. let me just announce I haven’t thought about you in a very long while. I’m honored you are a fan but no you are not relevant in my world.. you can say all your lunatic anecdotes about me and I could care less.. move on with your life.. or keep reading.. Doesn’t matter to me either way..it’s whatever.. but at no point will you be the topic.. get over yourself .

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Trickagottalottashouldaraptitghteritis

Kells kills it
Whore bath..dust my curtain

They must be fighting because now I’m worth talking to all of a sudden. Super cute you dropped her off at her friends ..like you guys have a healthy relationship and you are just getting your own time to yourselves. Yeah, fucking right! LMFAO! One of two things is happening. ..You guys are fighting and broke up, Again.  so, you dropped her off somewhere because she sure did message me on some dumb shit.   Or since she’s a trick. You dropped her to a John to make some money. Can’t blame ya. If my girl was slinging those saggy mutilated flappers around every tom dick and Harry… Then we can’t forget John, now can we? I’d be getting what I could from her ass too. At least More than just whatever rides over in her prison pouch once she rolls them bad babies up..lol

Too funny, you had some balls the other night though. The lumps aren’t balls honey. Herpagandasuphillitis or trickagottalottashouldaraptighteritis Is what I call it. I know u couldn’t afford your full transition but if it makes you feel better you’re more manly than the pathetic skin popsicle that probably left a trail of used tools rusting in your skank hole.  That’s awk..ward….. You know that infection corroding everything.. Hope you have PLPD on that dis’organ..mutalization..lol (I just puked in my mouth a little)🤮🍔🕳💨😵

Curds Mcnasty

. Ya know when you find an old Mcdonald’s hamburger in your car? One from that family road trip that one of the kids must have dropped. And it looks precisely the same. Ugh. I dub that a Mc Nasty. That’s what this skank looks like. Every time I see her she’s in identical cloths as last time.. skin looking all rubbery, with some variety of film coating you can’t help but want to scrap off .. Don’t even get me started with the mockery of a man he is..a clown with the worst jokes. You know him! He gets fucked up at your kid’s birthday party and pisses himself. Contracted because your husband didn’t pay attention when you asked him to book the amusement for little Susie s 6th birthday. This last resort clown doesn’t stink like piss, stagnant cigars, and shame as normal. Sideshow spike gives off more of an onion, ass, and methamphetamine fragrance, that you can virtually taste it’s so robust. Curds Mc Nasty over here, experimenting with my style.. All failed laughable attempts. Dyed her hair red.. Really Girl? Trying to do her makeup like me. So Pathetic! “🎶O..l..d Mc…Nasty had some meat curtains. E..I E..I just doesn’t hoe.🎶 Then sideshow rocking the same 3 outfits that I purchased for him. He snips off the sleeves..adds some stains and never washes them again. As if I don’t know you are both lapping up the sludge from one another’s unwashed soggy carcasses baking in this summer heat. I sought to aid in your depressing existence but was triumphant only in enabling the homeless jamboree occupying the back property camper. I’m curious to know if she has to shuck his balls from his limbs or scrap the scum from his dick before the sucks it. I realize he has to use Goo Gone or some shit on her scum cavity. Ewww smegma schnitzel and curdled curtains.. That are all bumpy for his pleasure. LMFAO I’m dead..and being petty.. let’s push on before we contract something from them like false entitlement or crabs.

Dirty Desperate and Disgusting

I’m so angry right now I can hardly give attention to anything besides the voice in my head screaming don’t catch a case.
The audacity of some men…
You’re not even going to rinse your dick before you let that critter slob on it?
How fucking disgusting!
Your scum and I can’t help but speculate that not only do you know that, but you embrace it!

To believe that you are the same guy that cried in my arms the previous night.
The exact guy that kissed my forehead this morning and I thanked them for being an incredible friend.
The last laugh will be mine though.
I’m gonna sit my crazy ass right outside and I know ur anxious about what I’m doing.
So much so, that sucking my pussy off his dick isn’t gonna get him there baby girl.
Here’s the thing….
Your hero, lol as you name him is just a fraud who can’t even afford a cape. He sure does wear that mask adequately enough though, huh?
I had a suspicion you would be with him.. maybe it was a feeling in my gut or maybe it was the slim trail left behind you from the inability to pry your saggy cunt sack off the pavement that had confirmed your presence.
Either way, your enthusiasm to feast on my sloppy seconds proudly… Gives me just a little shot of joy…Chased with last night’s dinner!

Delighted your okay being concealed away in a camper crammed with waste though. It’s a very suitable location for a person of your desperate disposition.

One thing I’ve realized from your writings Jason is that self-worth and self-respect are desirable to men.

Even though I could have been more grown-up when I declared openly to her that he fucked me less than 8 hours ago and I hope my pussy tastes good.
I can’t imagine knowingly having a dirty dick in your chops illuminates self-respect of any type.

Either way, I don’t want him back.
I am gonna ensure they have a favorable juncture once they are finished though.
Which understand me when I say..I’ll see her in 10… I recognize all too well his shortcomings. Lmfao

Bravo, that was timely..lol and I know the only satisfaction you had girl was walking out here, with him.. smirking at me.
At least you are honest about how I taste touch, But to counter your question, no, I’m not gonna let you sample the source.
I can obtain a female that is much more forgiving to the eyes and the abdomen if that were my inclination.

Jason Stedman’s writings discuss captivating the kind of men who are mature and prepared for the real thing. That’s the actual objective here anyways. I’m not striving to get a participation ribbon that was plucked from the ass of a grotesque individual masquerading in a man suit.
I deserve the reward that genuine love has to offer a woman like myself.

I had to voice this insufficient rant so I am prepared to complete the chapter on pitiful people I manage to imprison myself with. Now let me get on with my learning on how to catch him and keep him.
Not caught him and keep catching him up.

Spiked punch

Your hearts made of stone
Chiseled by a spike made of ice
The freezer wielding that brick
I thought I’d thawed twice.

Watching only your back
Your frozen shoulder is turned
I should have  frostbite
But boy was I burned

I’m fueled now with a range
You’re vague and detached
Devouring flames so lethal
The devil himself stuck the match

Drowning waves of emotion
So quickly we sank
The blades stuck in my back
While certainly, I’m stepping your plank

Venomous words you’ve now spat
A snake filled with deceit
Shedding your scaly pretense
Vacating what’s removed at my feet

Abandoned in your shade
A grave dug for one
A bed of lies laid for me
6 feet under your sun

The frigid overwhelming
In my own private hell
Alone all that duration
Because you’re a spiked clammed-up shell

The table laying destroyed
You defiled the spread
devouring my affection selfishly
Displaying a menu mislead

I’m not hungry anymore

Not PG..but is PIG!

To believe that you are the same guy that cried in my arms the previous night
The exact guy that kissed my forehead this morning and I thanked them for being such an incredible friend.
The last laugh will be mine though.
I’m gonna sit my crazy ass right outside because I know ur anxious about what I’m doing.
So much so, that sucking my pussy off his dick isn’t gonna get him there baby girl
Here’s the thing
Your hero, lol as you name him is just a fraud who can’t even afford a cape. He sure does wear that mask adequately enough though huh?
I had a suspicion you would be with him.. maybe it was a feeling in my gut or maybe it was the slim trail left behind you from the inability to pry your saggy cunt sack off the pavement that had confirmed your presence.
Either way, your enthusiasm to feast on my sloppy seconds proudly. Gives me just a little shot of joy. Chased with last night’s dinner

I’m so angry right now I can hardly give attention to anything besides the voice in my head screaming don’t catch a case.
The audacity of some men…
You’re not even going to rinse your dick before you let that critter slob on it
How fucking disgusting
Your scum and I can’t help but speculate that not only do you know that but you embrace it

Delighted your okay being concealed away in a camper crammed with waste.. Its a very suitable location for a person of your desperate disposition.

One thing I’ve realized from your writings Jason is that self worth and self respect are desirable to men.

Even though i could have been more grown-up when i declared openly to her that he fucked me less than 8 hours ago and i hope my pussy taste good..
I can’t imagine knowingly having a dirty dick in your chops illuminates self respect of any type.

Either way I don’t want him back..
But i am gonna ensure they have a favorable juncture once they are finished.
Which understand me when i say. I’ll see her in 10..lol I recognize all too well his short comings.. Lmfao

Wow.. That was much timelier then i guessed it would be..
Bravo..lol and i know the only satisfaction you had girl was walking out here, with him to smirk at me.
At least your honest about how i taste.. But to counter your question no I’m not gonna let you sample the source..
I can obtain a female that is much more merciful on the eyes and the abdomen if that was my inclination.

In Jason stedmans writings he discusses captivating the kind of men who are grown and ready for the real thing.. That’s the real objective here anyways.. I’m not striving to get a participation ribbon that was pulled from the ass of a grotesque individual masquerading in a man suit..
I deserve a prize of what real love has to offer a woman like myself

I had to go off on this little rant so i am prepared to close the chapter of pathetic people i tend to surround myself with. Now let me get on with my learning on how to catch him and keep him..
Not caught him and keep catching him up.

Observe that!!

So I’ve been communicating my preface to numerous men and women to assess they’re reaction and get some inspiration in hopes to guide me in the direction of this publication. I’d like to use factual stories in my exploration into the complicated psyche of us woman.. Because although i may be one.. I Can only speak on my own Occurrences. I can unquestionably say through enough circumstances that I’m equipped to discuss in a literary description pertaining to factors i believe men desire as well as require to know. While everyone has been intrigued with yhis writng so far.. Little have given me much to work with. So that leaves me to get started with my own tales.

I personally believed i understood men relatively well.. Recently i read a book written by Jason Stedman called how to catch him and keep him. This is actually what prompted the proclamations in this script
I did so much of what Jason said women do incorrect that it kinda got me in my feelings. How can a man know all the things a women does wrong? Then i had a realization of what i was truly reading.
Although he may be advising us what were doing.. He is primarily informing us how men respond or better yet lack there of to our actions
It got me contemplating
Woman do all these crazes because that’s what we think is needed.. Honestly i agree with Jason..we need to do less.

Its amusing because I’m actually the guiltiest at doing everything for the someone I’m with. My last romance.. He didn’t even have to jerk himself off if he didn’t want to.. Lol I’m almost not joking. The tragic part is I spent entry single day thinking of what i could do each day to showonstrate to himi loved him. I’d buy him something cool whenever i got the opportunity.. Tried to take care of his needs.. Not just in the bedroom but all of them.. Even the essential ones.. Food.. Water shelter
His gas.. Smokes.. Clothes.. Try to do little things to show i care.
In all of that I kept obsessing over why he couldn’t see what a good woman i am..and I ended up forfeited my best friend.
I did every Single thing Jason logged and paid the absolute price.

So.. Jason stedman.. If u ever flip through this Just know I’m not only regarding your message to its fullest to see if the outcomes not only get my man to want me back.. Which i haven’t decided that’s even something I’m even willing to try.. I love him so much but I’ve loved several others.. There’s probably more for me.. Time will tell

Presently the circumstance is this.. Its been less than a month since we separated.. But he already is with another girl who has nothing to offer in comparison .
Not even pertaining to looks.. No car.. No job.. Been to prison.. But she obviously has or does something for him i didn’t.
So I have altered my behavior.. I’ve been mostly a delight. He resides with another best friend of 25 years so unwarranted to say I’m around.. The are already less than a happy item. I was nearly her friend until she did the dirtiest female thing and let me cry on her shoulder and then fucked my man.
The traumas are still delicate but I’ve been optimistic and I been unbothered enough to hang with just them. Adulting is rough jason
I expended a decent fraction of this evening with him in the barn and her inside. I expect she knows the ride that’s in store
While i am going to regard all of your knowledge I’m gonna have to put a twist on them..

Hold up..

She’s leaving.. Lol because I’m here..

I’m going to have to see this one out

I’ll fill you in on the details later.

Woman really are fucked up creatures.. I might have my work ahead of me guys. I didn’t know 5 min ago my agendas.. So hope that gives you some insight.. Because we are perplexing even ourselves.
Gotta go and let a bitch cry on my shoulder….
NOT..shhh I’m supposed to being less work to be with like Jason said
Or at least less work than her..
He can cry on Me..on my vagina lmfao

Observe that!

Quotes and commentary

Heed this advice

For the love of God..please heed this 1 sliver of guidance if you take nothing else away from my book.
I’m gonna leap right into this one because it is a piece of information I feel needs to be advised and every guy has either said this or has listened to one of their friends say it… And it irritates my very soul.
” I made her climb the wall”
For fuck sakes guys… really?
You think this is a good thing…seriously?!
Noooo it isn’t!
If you go ask your woman.. because this is what she does everytime you go down on her and she contradicts me.. she’s lying and rightfully so since she’s had to fake that orgasm every single time..poor girl.. and you wonder why she’s permanently a bitch..
We get blue balls too..
If we’re not passed out or trying to feed you.. your duty is not performed and we’re pre-planning the next fight.. well that’s if you actually got us close to orgasming at all..
If she climbs the wall..lol and isn’t pissed.. than you really have work to do because your doing it all wrong..
Your to close to the clitorous if she is backing up…period!
Personal vagina navigation only..a little down and to the left.
While the location may be unique depending on the woman..our responses are not..
If we are shifting away in any way.. you’re not getting us to cum. We fake it just to make it end… or jerk your head up to kiss you..to make it stop..or instruct you to have intercourse with us.. So you will quit.
Seeing a pattern here..
If your where you need to be we will be clasping your head.. clenching our legs to keep you in position..or something of that character.. to prohibit you from moving.
If you’re doing it adequately.. your presumably not getting much oxygen either.. a round of applause for you my good sir! Enlighten your comrades of what’s really up!

If she doesn’t back up or hold your head in place.. she’s assembly is not even excited by you enough to conjure a fake orgasm and bitching in her head about your miserable attempt in satisfying a woman and wondering why she’s still there.
Sounds brutal but seriously it’s true.
If we love you we will fake it.. if we like you we will fake it.
Even if we orgasm..we fake many more just for you!
But that’s the dilemma ladies.
And we have let it go on long enough!!

Numerous men get so close. then start attempting to do some ridiculous trick.. right when we’re almost near climax.
Just don’t!! No ABCs or 1 2 3 s… if she’s responding stick to whatever your performing.. the switch.. is the fuck up.
And there went your bomb submarine sandwich for some generic alphabet soup.. That no one enjoyed.. Just saying

Don’t be confused..i know some men understand their way around the female physique.. but these men are vigilant to the reactions of their women or have been in a relationship with a woman who’s not intimidated to inform them what they want. as you will discover in this book..our body language confesses better than our mouths.
Except me. I’m always doing the most so I’m saying it louder for the modest women in the back I think we all can achieve the objective we crave.
You’re welcome!• Now that we have lightened the mood and set a little tone for the boundaries I don't plan on having for the greater portion of this writing. I'm setting out on a mission to see what men think they know about women. As well as hearing what they would like to know. I hope I get to Be pleasantly surprised. Plus I like to laugh. Should be interesting

Continued don’t be a dick

I personally believed i understood men relatively well.. Recently i read a book written by Jason Stedman called how to catch him and keep him. This is actually what prompted the proclamations in this script
I did so much of what Jason said women do incorrect that it kinda got me in my feelings. How can a man know all the things a women does wrong? Then i had a realization of what i was truly reading.
Although he may be advising us what were doing.. He is primarily informing us how men respond or better yet lack there of to our actions
It got me contemplating
Woman do all these crazes because that’s what we think is needed.. Honestly i agree with Jason..we need to do less.

Its amusing because I’m actually the guiltiest at doing everything for the someone I’m with. My last romance.. He didn’t even have to jerk himself off if he didn’t want to.. Lol I’m almost not joking. The tragic part is I spent entry single day thinking of what i could do each day to showonstrate to himi loved him. I’d buy him something cool whenever i got the opportunity.. Tried to take care of his needs.. Not just in the bedroom but all of them.. Even the essential ones.. Food.. Water shelter
His gas.. Smokes.. Clothes.. Try to do little things to show i care.
In all of that I kept obsessing over why he couldn’t see what a good woman i am..and I ended up forfeited my best friend.
I did every Single thing Jason logged and paid the absolute price.

So.. Jason stedman.. If u ever read through this Just know I’m not only regarding your message to its fullest to see if the outcomes not only get my man to want me back.. Which i haven’t decided that’s even something I’m even willing to try.. I love him so much but I’ve loved several others.. There’s probably more for me.. Time will tell

Don’t be a dick

So I’ve been communicating my preface to numerous men and women to assess they’re reaction and get some inspiration in hopes to guide me in the direction of this publication. I’d like to use factual stories in my exploration into the complicated psyche of us woman.. Because although i may be one.. I Can only speak on my own Occurrences. I can unquestionably say through enough circumstances that I’m equipped to discuss in a literary description pertaining to factors i believe men desire as well as require to know. While everyone has been intrigued with this writng so far.. Little have given me much to work with. So that leaves me to get started with my own tales.